Ok Cassa. :P So a LONG time ago we made a bet as to who had the funnier joke. ^^ well... I heard yours then. And...... well it wasn't very funny but I guess I'm just not Serbian. Lawl. So ok, here's mine. Lemme know whatcha think huh?

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So there's this popular bar down in town. The owner, Kristov, has decided that he is ready to retire and would like to give the bar away. However, he can't decide who he would like to give it to! So.. he comes up with a plan. He says to himself, "OK.. Whoever can first pass a test that I set up may have my bar and everything in it." Well a week later he announces this to the public and states the rules:

First: You must be a man over the age of 25.
Second: You must not be a virgin.
Third: Chinese are automatically disqualified.

Then he proceeded to state the challenge:

Any man that can: Drink 8 bottles of our Famous Home Brew without passing out, Shake paws with a Lion and Have sex with a black woman, may have my bar.

So, immediately after, the first man walks in to try the challenge. It's an American, and he walks right up to Kristov and says, "OK. I'm here for the challenge. Let's do it." He gets the 8 bottles of beer and starts drinking... but he passes out by the fourth one.

A while later, the second challenger walks in. It is a German. He goes to Kristov and says, "I take your... challenge... for bar. Yeah?" Kristov gives him the beers and he starts drinking. He slams down all eight of them and smiles at Kristov. Impressed, Kristov walks him to the back room and says, "Allright German. The lion is back here. All you have to do is shake it's paw." The German marches into the room and closes the door. 30 seconds later, he comes running out screaming bloody murder and dashes out of the building never to be seen again.

An hour later, the third man comes into the bar. It is a Russian. He sits down at the bar and without saying a word slams down 8 of the home-brewed beers. Kristov laughs and points him to the back room. After a while, terrible noises come down the hall. Growling, crashing, and other horrible sounds. After a minute, the Russian walks out, approaches Kristov and says, "OK... now where is the Black Woman I'm supposed to shake paws with....?"
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^.^ Hope you got the punch-line. :P It's a difficult one to tell non-verbally.

Allright guys! Let's see 'em! Post your favorite Jokes!!